wasps are sad when you watch them die on yr windowsill they curl up and look sad
writing emails and printing out hoax so I can actually be productive today but I wanna go rock climbing too
jorge louis borges
Prometheus is a good movie if you don’t pay attention to anything anyone says.
primitive primitive primitive primitive primitive primitive primitive
drowningxlessons: You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini and croquet. You can’t swim you can’t dance and you don’t know karate. Face it. You’re never gonna make it.
There are two timelines now and in one I would...
eat napkins = get stomach aches
whatafuckinfamilypicture: It is hard to believe that every single dad ever was born on this day.
rotator: You really have to watch it all the way through
But really though, I don’t have any phone numbers 502 377 3847
classist mom 2k12 I wish I could be more articulate This isn’t something you can “agree to disagree” on
Today at werqq
[[MORE]] I almost overslept, 5:43 with three hours of sleep. I drank a thousand cups of water and googled how to prevent hangovers. I felt strange reading people’s arguments over the best cures: “Fried foods and sugars, B vitamins, more beer, none of this shit works, Ibuprofen is different than Tylenol dumbass read the labels, ice cream, baby food, etc.” There are so many forums...
Got a new phone I don’t have a facebook If someone with a facebook wants to post that I got a new phone and post my number and stuff so that I can know who everyone is and also so I know who you are that would be really cool and nice It has a touch screen So that’s cool
Shut up you are being a child
Complains about phone, phone breaks, gets upset
Want to make annoying posts so everyone unfollows me and life is dumb a lot of the time.
Phone is dead forever Don’t have a house
God is a place you will wait for the rest of your life
I hate life and I don’t want to be nice to it
Future home →
I want to rent this based on the description alone.
fuck phones i hate them
All of the kinds of news and anxieties
wingwalker: i don’t want to have a body. i want to be an orb floating around, ruining people’s pictures.
sick friends 4 burritos rainy days ignoring phone calls
no gods no masters
Get up go to work go home go to sleep Get up go to work go home go to sleep Get up go to work go home go to sleep Get up go to work go home go to sleep
post rock is boring that shit got me snoring how are you touring that shit is so boring